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07 December 2007 @ 03:28 pm
I see this community has been quiet for far too long, and I must admit that as the maintainer I am largely to blame. I have decided to adopt the furry known as squnq and perhaps lead him back to what we might call "consensus sexuality." We love you squnq.
11 November 2006 @ 06:34 pm
I think our recent spamming incident proves this. I've snagged the real IP through a web bug and will be reporting them to PETA.
20 October 2006 @ 11:38 pm
Furries really ARE gay. I don't think we've discussed this enough. There are still nuances of this issue left unexplored.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but what's the correlation?
Current Mood: refreshedrefreshed
16 October 2006 @ 02:01 pm
First, a bit of background:

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in Divorce Court.

The judge asked Mickey, "Mickey Mouse, do you truly think it fair to divorce your wife Minnie simply because she is crazy?"

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Now, this seems like it could be a bar joke however my own exhaustive research finally paid off. I knew our children were at risk being hugged ever so tightly by Disney Characters at park photo ops.

Only in Paris!


What can we, as a community that promises to reach out, do?
Current Mood: shockedShocked!!!!!
14 October 2006 @ 05:05 pm
Gender: Male
Nickname: Derg
Color/Markings: White
Potential: Show Potential
Champion Sired: Yes

Benefits: No fursonas. No spirit animals. Employed and self sufficent. Vaccinations are current. Not too emo.

Drawbacks: Sardonic. Hates god and America. Might make you cry.

Special needs: Vegetarian diet, obscure trance music, Earl Grey, comfortable misconceptions.

---What's Included:
AKC registration
Travel Crate
Current Mood: nauseatedunadopted
14 October 2006 @ 11:44 am
I'm surprised no one here has yet pointed out that ionotter is the perfect candidate for adoption! This most unbalanced and unhealthily overweight individual is a very extreme person who just needs a bit of love to straighten him out (in more ways than one). More information can be found here.
08 October 2006 @ 01:39 am
For those of you who are struggling with your current furry pets, I found someone who might be easier to leash. frost_wraith! You need to meet the following critera, however:

  • Don't be gay! frost_wraith considers gays worse than Nazis.

  • Don't hold a critical view of fundamentalist Christianity.

  • Despite the bible beatings of Literal True Truths, frost_wraith considers himself an therianthrope, so be prepared for the "Fuck You, I'm a Dragon!" mentality.

Other than that, you should be fine.
05 October 2006 @ 02:07 pm
Are they gay?
20 September 2006 @ 03:12 pm
I have traveled far from the lands of banal forums and boring LJ discussions on a mission:

A Mission to become a Troll.

And not some stupid lower level troll, the kind who posts pictures of satan on christian websites and links godhatesfags.com on gay websites.

No, to become the Troll I desire to be, I must ascend the heights of Trolldom itself, to search out the ultimate masters of the finest art of Trolling....

Dumpster Diva.

Trolling Troll.

And the master of Love himself,

Love Troll.

Oh masters, who among you will take me up as your apprentice and teach me your arts? For I am willing, ready, and able. Though I do not have much experience as a troll, I make up for it in the readiness to obey the commands of Trolldom, whatever they may be.

Please, disregard my innocent naivete...

for I desire to become a true Trolling Master.

So, I ask you...high ones...

what say you?


Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
Current Music: "It's A Wonderful World"
10 September 2006 @ 05:25 pm
Sorry I've been away for so long. I just stumbled across a furry that needs immediate intervention. bondage_husky. Here's how they see themselves:

Norby is a 6ft1 anthropmophic Wolf/GreatDane Cross with Slate grey/Blue fur he wears Black tshirt and Black leather Pants has spiked Black leather collar and black Spiked leather bands on both Front paws and his Furry tail he has mutiple piercings mostly on his ears and Tongue likes mderate to heavy bondage being muzzled bound and chained up to Grave stones with tail chained feetpaws shackled and paws cuffed behind his back rendering him unable to remove his tightly buckled locked leather muzzle thats makes him drool heavily allowing him to breath but yet utter but a muffled whimper as the Lightning strikes around him in the rageing sky above he has a slight Resmeblence to Ozzy Osbourne a Very morbid bondage hound and dam proud of it


I don't know where to begin with this one. I caught it trolling return_of_doog and it banned me for pointing out its bad behaviour. Would someone drop some love bombs on my behalf?